Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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