Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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