like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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