the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So here I am, sexting at work.
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