Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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