"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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