i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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