Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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