i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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