Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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