So drunk its hurt
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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