Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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