i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Randomize
