But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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