Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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