you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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