i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My ass is underappreciated
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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