I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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