they're like a gay fantastic four
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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