Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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