U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
it's like iHOP with fire
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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