too bad you live with your parents still
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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