I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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