so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
another moral hangover. fuck.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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