Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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