The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Dear god my vagina.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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