sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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