Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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