Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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