I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm at about main and main street
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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