I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
