Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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