Yo dont text me then not text me
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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