that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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