she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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