yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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