Do vagina's smell?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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