I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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