Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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