Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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