I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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