Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I smell like Dick and happiness
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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