dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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