Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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