i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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