And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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