So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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