420 ftw
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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