just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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