Me too!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Everclear isn't food dammit
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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