Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I bet he comes in French.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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